I don’t like to say never. But never buy a “man bag” and to be sure you understand… thats NEVER.
I don’t care what brand it is, who you saw with one, or what magazine you saw it in. Its not a wrench nor does it hold explosions. But it does look like a purse.
That’s 3 times.
Not too much to say here. A couple rules and you should be good to go.
Rules
1. Only shop on the far side of town (where no one knows you.)
2. Buy them late at night.
3. Hopefully with a mask on.
4. No clear plastic bags. We don’t want to see you prancing down the street with Always with wings in a white plastic bag.
Guy A: good
Guy A: u got a good one
Guy B: Yeh she holds me down
Guy A: from time to time you still gotta jiz on her chest though
Guy B: Ha
Guy B: Lmao
Guy A: jsut to show her that ur nasty
Guy B: Ha
Guy A: then when she goes off u just look at her like this -____-
Guy A: and say:
Guy A: bitch i'm nasty
Guy A: now go clean up
Guy B: Lmao
Guy B: She would murder me
The verdict is in.
There are too many guys running around here in pants that look like gymnastics tights.
And the ladies are not fucking feeling it.
They say they don’t have a guy friend they can call on to fix things for them SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES.
So fellas lets start TODAY.
The next time you feel like GOING SHOE SHOPPING or to inquire about ANY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING in ZARA or GUESS stores, do yourself a favor…
STOP.
Go to Home Depot or another hardware store, and get yourself a DAMN TOOL BELT. Preferably along with a hammer, measuring tape, screw driver (Phillips and Flat head), pliers, wrench and for extra points a flash light.
WHY? Cuz chicks like guys that can FIX THINGS.
Not guys with a closet full of shoes…
Do share this with your friends.
oink.
Just give it to your woman
A chick that can cook.
One thing a guy wants.
Not for her to wake up in the morning and ask you as a man: what are we eating???
What’s wrong with you women nowadays?
Where do they make you? I’d like to send that factory a cease and desist order. stat.
It must be the path to Heaven the way she advertised it.
The funny thing is all most women have great pussy.
