1. What Women Want. 1st Edition (GET YOURSELF A TOOLBELT NANCY BOY)

    GET YOURSELF A TOOLBELT YOU QUEER

    The verdict is in.

    There are too many guys running around here in pants that look like gymnastics tights. 

    And the ladies are not fucking feeling it. 

    They say they don’t have a guy friend they can call on to fix things for them SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES.

    So fellas lets start TODAY. 

    The next time you feel like GOING SHOE SHOPPING or to inquire about ANY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING in ZARA or GUESS stores, do yourself a favor…

    STOP.

    Go to Home Depot or another hardware store, and get yourself a DAMN TOOL BELT. Preferably along with a hammer, measuring tape, screw driver (Phillips and Flat head), pliers, wrench and for extra points a flash light.

    WHY? Cuz chicks like guys that can FIX THINGS.

    Not guys with a closet full of shoes…

    Do share this with your friends.

    oink.