1. What Women Want. 2nd Edition (Guide to Buying her Womanly Products)

    How to keep her from not bleeding all over the place

    Not too much to say here. A couple rules and you should be good to go.

    Rules

    1. Only shop on the far side of town (where no one knows you.)

    2. Buy them late at night. 

    3. Hopefully with a mask on.

    4. No clear plastic bags. We don’t want to see you prancing down the street with Always with wings in a white plastic bag.